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A dwarf walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a donkey
The brothel keeper asks how she could help him. He replies "I need a woman, because mine has left me."

Brothel Keeper: Why? Also what's with the honeycomb and the donkey?

Dwarf: My wife found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first she asked for a home fit for a queen, so he gave
Uwielbiam te co kilkudniowe scammerskie telefony z nieznanych numerów odnośnie mnie rzekomo uczestniczącym w wypadku.

Na pytanie "You were involved in accident recently, is that correct?" Zawsze apatycznym głosem odpowiadam. "Yes but unfortunately I did not survive the accident".

Albo:
"Your conversation will be recorded for marketing purposes, If you don't wish to be recorded, please hang up immediately, go home and rethink your life".

Albo:
"The Number You're calling is currently