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#pasjonaciubogiegozartu #humor #suchar
WCHODZI POPEK DO POKOJU SYNA W NOCY, W POSZUKIWANIU SKRADZIONEJ ZAPALNICZKI. PRZESZUKAL SPODNIE WISZACE NA KRZESLE I KU ZDZIWNIENIU ZNALAZL CO INNEGO. BYL TO WOREK Z BIALYM PROSZKIEM. ZABRAL GO I POBIEGL DO LAZIENKI. WYSYPAL NA PRALCE, ZROBIL 1 LINIE, CZEKA 30MIN… NIC. ZROBIL 2 LINIE, CZEKA 30MIN… NIC. ZROBIL 3 LINIE I ZNOWU NIC GO NIE PUKA. LEKKO OBURZONY ZJADL RESZTE. NAGLE W DRZWI OD LAZIENKI WALI PIESCIA
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A guy goes up to a woman in a bar and says, "I'm gonna make your nipples hard"
She says, "Oh, yeah...? My husband will kick your ass"...

He says, "And then I'm gonna turn you upside-down, pour beer in your pussy, and then guzzle it all down"...

She says, "That's it, I'm gonna tell my husband, and he's gonna kick your ass but real good"...

She goes home to her husband
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Three men were at the gates of heaven, but there was only room for one person. St Peter asked each of them how they died, and the best story got through.

Man 1: I was adamant my wife was cheating. I came up to my apartment on the 24th floor and walked in, only to find my wife by herself. I was pleasantly surprised until I saw a man hanging off the

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