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- It's covered sooo fuckin well. No way to see that's a trap.
- Uh-huh. And it's supposed to be natural, that there's a circle of sticks, out of nowhere, in the middle of meadow? It's obvious someone was tinkering here. For fuck's sake, I was working my ass off here with this shovel. No way something will fall into this!
- Whatheva, Remmy. You're as good in hunting as whores in poetry. GimmePokaż całość

- Alfonso, Castel Gandolfo. We are meeting, like every other week, to talk about business. Fish prohibition is a good time for illegal fish dealing. You might ask, how's it goin? It's not good. Actually, it isn't bad either. You could say it's decent.
- I guess it's awesome?
- Of course it's awesome! Am I right, Castel Gandolfo?
- One boy was born with an average dick, while the other onePokaż całość

In the days o' lang syne, over seven dicks, over seven rivehs, nearby the Gubalovka, liveth Tomislav Apolonius Curus Bakleda Farell, like dis blowin heateh. One day Tomislav went o' the hillside an' though:

Fuckin Christe, now that's fuckin 'nough! How long can yae chow tis fuckin' sheep cheese! It ain't tasty, it ain't lit, an' so bollocks pricey! And yo' sure to shite yerself next day, cause it's formed wit dirty

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- Good morning, Galak Pizza here
- Greg, you ordered something?
- No
- What surname is on the receipt?
- Yyy...oh fuck, I'm busted...think Michael, think for fuck's sake...popular human surname...Cunt
- Hold on...damn it Greg, you've told me you're not drinking anymore but there is your surname on the receiptPokaż całość

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- Bogdan, the Star Fleet is having a shooting fest in the garage, while you are sitting there and drinking all day, you had to assemble an anti-theft system, so the Luc won't take the Opel, WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU?
- You whore. For sixteen years the guys at work were laughing of me right in my face, that I haven't eaten you to seal these eggs, and the workPokaż całość

- I told you, Bogus, only electrical fence.
- And here we go again. I'll be fucking dead with this fence shit soon. Go fence yourself, Pietrzykovsky. He railed his trees like in concentration camp, enslaved them, it's no wonder that mirabelle plum ain't giving fruits.
- Look who's talking, the specialist who isn't even spraying his plants. Half of the cherries get eaten by the birds, half by worms, the rest gets stolenPokaż całość

- How's going there, boy? How do you find that job?
- Well, it's pretty cool. Not raining on my head, nobody's shooting from laser at me.
- Boy, I will keep it short: working time's 8 hours, contract work, 12 dollars per meter. During one hour you can make one meter, maybe one and a half. I'm leaving the math to you.
- Oh no, that's enough! After 6 years he's "kindly" giving mePokaż całość

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