[flecker]

- I told you, Bogus, only electrical fence.
- And here we go again. I'll be fucking dead with this fence shit soon. Go fence yourself, Pietrzykovsky. He railed his trees like in concentration camp, enslaved them, it's no wonder that mirabelle plum ain't giving fruits.
- Look who's talking, the specialist who isn't even spraying his plants. Half of the cherries get eaten by the birds, half by worms, the rest gets stolen by thieves. Why the fuck do you even need that orchard? But it's fine, fine, the starling gets full with cherries and he's not thinking of the mirabelle.
- Because your mirabelles are shitty. Tough and sour.
- Now you've done it. Call my wife a whore, call me a prick, I will forgive. You don't like the electrical fence, your business. But stay the fuck away from mirabelles or I'll kill you!
- TOUGH, SOUR AND SMALL.

#kapitanbomba #captainbomb #heheszki

[lodowka_z_piwnicy]

@flecker: Zajebiste

[nacnac]

@flecker: po anglikańsku jakoś poważniej to brzmi xD

[BorysKafarov]

@flecker:

-Damn this lamb is spicy, he must have added shit load of sauce. Radek, you want mine ? I'll go back and grab a falafel
-Damian, for fuck's sake, I promised to your mother that I'll cure you out of homosexuality. And Radoslav Mayweed keeps his word. We'll be going to football matches, storming brothels and eating kebabs until your ass will be used only for shitting

[flecker]

@BorysKafarov: ooh yes, we need more of it, Radek!

[E.....n]

Pietrzykovsky

@flecker: xD

[mirek_januszy]

@flecker Genialne XD

[infotele]

@nacnac: ale jak czytałem to i tak akcentowałem po walaszkowemu

[JaTuTylkoOgladamObrazki]

@infotele ja czytałem z akcentem Samuela L. Jacksona

[Eustachiusz]

@infotele: @JaTuTylkoOgladamObrazki: a ja takie tłumaczone szlagiery zawsze czytam tym głosem xD

[Pietrzykowski]

@flecker: Bogus bogus bogus..

[ryhu]

@BorysKafarov: "Radoslav Mayweed" xD

[a665321]

@flecker: zaspamujmy tym reddita

[Marmite]

@flecker: kurde niech ktoś Bombę z tym angielskim lektorem jak z Kiepskich albo z przeróbki Majora