- What happened...? We were flying with secret load - we had no idea, what are we handling - when aliens attacked. Whole crew died. I was very lucky - they raped me a bit and then left. They got distracted by tape player.
- What happened next?
- They started drinking, after getting drunk eventually forgot what they came for, and invited me to join the party. Holy fuck, the things that happened here: booze, hookers, lasers... Oh, did you know, that female kurvinox has not only three asses, but also... Oh, nevermind. Suffice to say, that it was rich. After one week we were out of booze. Actually we still had bath salts, but after Jacob kicked off, we dropped carefully. Pizza after typhoon - gotta try this. And everything legal, for free, at Star Fleet's cost. The vote for Jachaś wasn't wasted.
- Hurry up!
- The circle gave me second wind. "The secret load?", I wondered. I went down the hold, broke the seal, opened the reinforced door, and there's le-dick. I though to myself "Damn, I'm really thrashed, I'm seeing le-dick".
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- Mmm, what a nice smell, Maciek, what'cha cookin?
- Water.
- Such a festive mood! We always had water at Christmas Eve. Father had been collecting snow to a basin 2 days earlier. And the aroma! What did you add?
- Salt.
- Classic one. We'll have such a feast!
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