- On command, sir... umm, admiral.
- Take a sit. You are surely wondering why I called you here.
- Yep.
- Take a look at the desk.
- A pizza.
- Exactly. Have a bite.Pokaż całość

- _ and a bit more salt...
- Mmm, what a nice smell, Maciek, what'cha cookin?
- Water.
- Such a festive mood! We always had water at Christmas Eve. Father had been collecting snow to a basin 2 days earlier. And the aroma! What did you add?
- Salt.
- Classic one. We'll have such a feast!Pokaż całość

- Fuck, another pig. What happened in here?
- What happened...? We were flying with secret load - we had no idea, what are we handling - when aliens attacked. Whole crew died. I was very lucky - they raped me a bit and then left. They got distracted by tape player.
- What happened next?
- They started drinking, after getting drunk eventually forgot what they came for, and invited me to join thePokaż całość

#postmemizm

ESO ma darmowego triala do 30 sierpnia, można ściągać i szukać Dwemerów.

https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/freeplay

#eso #elderscrollsonline #theelderscrolls #mmorpg #gry

Prezent od teściowej. Chyba mnie lubi.

#bojowkabobu #jedzenie #gotujzwykopem

- What's our Code of Honour saying about it?
- Hmm, just a second. We can help them to find the lair of Kutnaplet, known in our noble language as Doobaa, if they grant us two wishes! Marty, we got any wishes?
- Sure we do, for fuck sake, who's gonna dig the latrine pit? Our Code of Honour forbids such things! We are shitting in bushes like animals.
- Agree! You'll dig the latrine.Pokaż całość

W tym roku bób za zero złotych. Foto z zeszłego tygodnia, juz bliżej niż dalej...! :D

#bojowkabobu #bobbing #dzialka

"One weenie was very thin, while the other was fat as a pig. Although pig's bite might hurt, the wounds from hazel are the one that takes longer to heal."

#captainbomb #kapitanbomba #heheszki

- All right, Cunty, so tell me now, which welder would you use to weld thin sheet: stick welder or MIG?
- Ummmmm, well, ummm, I mean, Jesus... Stick one.
- GOOD
- For real???
- For real I will take that MIG right now and smash your stupid loaf, so you learn what is it for! Carving thin sheet with a stick is like Fromasstofacesaurus railing a human female. At firstPokaż całość

- It's covered sooo fuckin well. No way to see that's a trap.
- Uh-huh. And it's supposed to be natural, that there's a circle of sticks, out of nowhere, in the middle of meadow? It's obvious someone was tinkering here. For fuck's sake, I was working my ass off here with this shovel. No way something will fall into this!
- Whatheva, Remmy. You're as good in hunting as whores in poetry. GimmePokaż całość

In the days o' lang syne, over seven dicks, over seven rivehs, nearby the Gubalovka, liveth Tomislav Apolonius Curus Bakleda Farell, like dis blowin heateh. One day Tomislav went o' the hillside an' though:

Fuckin Christe, now that's fuckin 'nough! How long can yae chow tis fuckin' sheep cheese! It ain't tasty, it ain't lit, an' so bollocks pricey! And yo' sure to shite yerself next day, cause it's formed wit dirty

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- Alfonso, Castel Gandolfo. We are meeting, like every other week, to talk about business. Fish prohibition is a good time for illegal fish dealing. You might ask, how's it goin? It's not good. Actually, it isn't bad either. You could say it's decent.
- I guess it's awesome?
- Of course it's awesome! Am I right, Castel Gandolfo?
- One boy was born with an average dick, while the other onePokaż całość

- How's going there, boy? How do you find that job?
- Well, it's pretty cool. Not raining on my head, nobody's shooting from laser at me.
- Boy, I will keep it short: working time's 8 hours, contract work, 12 dollars per meter. During one hour you can make one meter, maybe one and a half. I'm leaving the math to you.
- Oh no, that's enough! After 6 years he's "kindly" giving mePokaż całość

- I told you, Bogus, only electrical fence.
- And here we go again. I'll be fucking dead with this fence shit soon. Go fence yourself, Pietrzykovsky. He railed his trees like in concentration camp, enslaved them, it's no wonder that mirabelle plum ain't giving fruits.
- Look who's talking, the specialist who isn't even spraying his plants. Half of the cherries get eaten by the birds, half by worms, the rest gets stolenPokaż całość

- Bogdan, the Star Fleet is having a shooting fest in the garage, while you are sitting there and drinking all day, you had to assemble an anti-theft system, so the Luc won't take the Opel, WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU?
- You whore. For sixteen years the guys at work were laughing of me right in my face, that I haven't eaten you to seal these eggs, and the workPokaż całość

Chyba nikt nie wrzucał jeszcze newsa - kolejny darmowy okres w ESO, bardzo polecam sprawdzić tę sympatyczną gierkę, tym bardziej, że i tak teraz zalecane jest siedzenie w domowym zaciszu :) w razie czego śmiało pytajcie, paru elderscrollsowców na Mirko jest ;)

https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/57867

#eso #teso #theelderscrolls #mmorpg #darmowegry

Jak mawiali starożytni Polacy: kto latem mrozi bób, ten na jesień go pożywa. ( ͡º ͜ʖ͡º)

Z masełkiem i płatkami chili. Pozdrawiam serdecznie #bojowkabobu

#gotujzwykopem #bob #kleszcze