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Test wieku: jeśli to pamiętasz to masz więcej niż 30 lat
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Na jakie studia iść by mieć ok pracę? Mam 26 lat. Mature zdałam średnio, nie lubię matematyki i przedmiotów ścisłych. Czy dobre studia to zazwyczaj studia inżynierskie?
- Mmm, what a nice smell, Maciek, what'cha cookin?
- Water.
- Such a festive mood! We always had water at Christmas Eve. Father had been collecting snow to a basin 2 days earlier. And the aroma! What did you add?
- Salt.
- Classic one. We'll have such a feast!
- Dude, no one said I am going to share. Definitely not me.
- C'mon, Maciuś, we will give him a taste. It's enough for everyone.
- Heniu... I won't give you either.
- Look at him, what a Jew! He cooked all these goodies, made us drool and what? Choke on this soup, you miser! We will see your face, when I'll be making sand cake tomorrow.
- Heh, better learn to bluff. Where will you find the sand on this rocky planet?
- Hold on, Heniu. I got a better idea. Now there are two of us to split. Gimme the soup... or I'll end myself. And then you'll get bored to death.
- Not really, there's still Cyprian.
- Oh. I forgot about this drunkard. Cyprian, wake up!
- Uh, what's the matter?
- Gimme the soup or I'll be next!
- Ehh. All right, you convinced me. But be careful, it's tepid.
- Ahh. Ahh. Delicous salter. Ahh. "Shepherds came to Bethlehem, playing merrily, something, something..."
- "On the lyre! Glory in the highest, glory in the highest, and the piss on the Ea..."
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