[cheeseandonion]

So, I'm on a flying plane, taking my parachute jumping lessons. One of the guys told me: "Wait here, stay close to the door, the instructor will strap himself to you and you'll jump together. Don't do anything without your instructor, he has the parachute, he knows everything and he will guide you on your first jump!"
I waited a few more minutes, then somebody approached me quicky, strapped himself to me and jumped right off. A few seconds into falling, the guy screams in my ear:
"So how long you've been an instructor?"

#skokispadochronowe