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They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do
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j.....b
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@ayasecon: Nintendont Panie, 1080p na Wii U ;)

Takie coś może zapewnić niezapomniane wrażenia z gry do końca życia. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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j.....b
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@ayasecon:
.̨̡̟̦̺̠̃ͯ͒́ͫ̄͘͠͝.̸̨̠͚̮̠͙̙͕̯̠͇̓ͨͧͪ̽ͣ͑͑̐̐́̂̉̈́͌̈̀̆̚͘͞.̵̸̶̤̪̬̝͓̱̰̦̳͕̬͖͓̤̓̏́̋ͮ͐̿ͯͣ͂͊̚͘͝Ỳ̷̫̳̹̜̬̭͓̖̤͕ͫ̑̃ͮ̓ͨ̏̓ͨ́ͮ́̚͢ṏ̷̵̠͔̳̞͚̞͇͇̱̮̭́̾͆ͭͪ͊ͤ͗ͯ̓͝͝ű̵̌ͪͤ͂̓ͪ̃̍̈́ͪ͑̆̆̏̚͏̶̷̹̪̭͔̤̯̥̰̜͖̝̕ͅͅͅ ̸̨̲̝̹̹͍̤͕̻͇̪̫͊̊ͤͪ̃̇͆ͤ̽̓ͨ̂ͩ͗̀͠s̢͒̑̿͒̓̿ͧͬ̒̒̓ͬ̽ͫͣ̋ͨ̒͢͏̧̤̦̜̤̱̹̠̦̦̗̹̹̼̜̕h̡͖̻̙̞̯̜͔̖̝̟̫̉͌̔͆ͯ̾̆̂́͐ͯ̿ͭͮ̒͊̾̚̕͢ò̡̑ͬ̒̌́͛͌̊͏̳͚̪͈̤̦̺̭͍̪̺̗͓̮ǘ̶̢͔̻̺͕̥̗͓̯̦̑̎͆͜͞͡l̷͇̼̤̭̱͖͙̲͓̠̫̱͗͆ͪ́ͬ̿̿̈́ͩ͂ͤ̇́̚͟d̢̋ͫ̽ͮ̅̋͐̋ͮͩ̆ͭͪ̈́̀͡҉̺̙͚̫̱̻̜̖͔̠̯̮̘ͅn̨̬̥̩̪͉͔̙͓̟̒̓͗ͨ̏ͣ͛̉̑ͫͬͯͧ̄͊ͮ̀̚̕͠ͅͅ'̈́ͯͪ̆̂̃̿̔͐͢͏̼͖̫̯̣͕t̸͓̞͔̩̖̳̻͎ͪ̓͋͑ͨ͛̎ͯͩ̀̀̉̎ͨ͑ͧ͜ ̷͇̣͈̳̣̙̤̺͕̩̦̰̥̦̤̱̜̗ͨͬ̎͂ͫ̐̊̀̂̕͝͠͞h̶͉̗̦̫̙̼͚͛̉̂͊̍̄̑̈́ͤ͛̌̏ͪ̈́ͩ̉ͫ̃͟a͚͖̭͍̣͓͇͎̦ͨ͑̐̈̓͊̒͌͘v̨̡̲̞͙̯̳̹̤̻͇̠͇̻̖̞̾̆̑͋̾ͪ̊͊̌̋͑ͪ̔͋ͮ̃͗̓͟͜͝ē̑ͯ̒̓̃͏̸̴҉̗̹̬̦̥̰̫͡ ̸̤̟̮̥̤̟̥͓͚̬̮̭̬̥͓͇̯̳̈́̐̈͆ͪ̾͌̏̋͌̾͆͗ͧͦͩ̚͝ͅd̛͉̜̘͕̜̯̜͈̳̩̭͍̈ͣ͆ͣ̍ͩ̈̂̌̾̋̆͝ͅo̡̜̜̤̟̪͎̼͔̤̣̯ͬͦ̌ͯ̀͡ͅņ̴̵̛̠̙̙̤͚̺͎̠ͮͪͣͣ͑̒͞ę͙͎͇̠̳͇̮͔͔͚̬͓̻̣̹̳̱̂́̔̈̾ͤͧ͂͐̚̕ ̛̳̦͇͈̭͈̫͉̝̖̙̬̳̱͍̱͕͊̿ͪͧͮ͛̽ͣ̂̒̏̄ͥ͜t̨͍͖̺̠̔ͨͬͦ̄ͣ͋̈̈́ͮ͘͞͠h̶̢̧͉̮̮̭̤̩̯͓̄ͥ̿ͮ͑ͮ͐̊̀̚͠a̓ͪ̋͊͆̆̑̋̑̀̕
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