[u.....r]

Najlepsze sposoby podrywu jakich doświadczyliście?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3pi1wn/what_was_the_best_way_that_someone_has_hit_on_you/

A guy in a wheelchair stopped me on the street and said, "hey baby, you need a ride?"

"You a fine piece of ass for a white boy." -elderly black lady, Atlanta

Met a German girl in Amsterdam, apparently she was a BJJ purple belt (I'm a blue belt). Out of nowhere she said that "I always love when a hot guy chokes me out, want to try?".

Was at a party and I was talking to this girl. She mentioned how it's starting to get cold and I told her that's why I have the beard.

She said she sometimes doesn't shave during the winter because she doesn't like being cold. She then takes a sip of her beer, pauses and says "how would you like your beard to be the first hair my pussy has seen in months?"

Good times.

I'm super tall at 6'9" for reference. Most girls have no game when it comes to pickup lines. I was at a concert a few months ago and this short girl came up with some serious A+ shit.

She tugged at my shirt from behind and motions for me to bend over a bit for her. So I do and she says, 'you know it's been a while since I climbed a tree.' My first thought was what the shit is she talking about when suddenly as I'm still leaned over she jumps on my back and shimmies her way up till shes sitting on my shoulders. Then says she's not getting down but if I want to walk her over to the bar she'll buy us both a drink.

Well fucking played short girl.

#reddit #podrywajzwykopem #ciekawostki

[Blaskun]

@unknown_stranger: A na mongolski?

[Asterling]

@unknown_stranger: A mnie żadna nigdy nie podrywała (╥﹏╥)

[u.....r]

@Asterling: Mnie kiedyś podrywały, ale byłem wtedy młody i nie tak brzydki jak teraz.. piękne czasy. Teraz została już tylko mogiła. (╯︵╰,)

[Asterling]

@unknown_stranger: Ja dalej jestem młody ale pewnie brzydki więc dlatego.

[Blaskun]

@jucio: Dzięrki.

[MrNice]

@unknown_stranger: czytałem, jest parę smiechowatych

[u.....r]

@MrNice:

When I was in college I was sitting in the lounge of my dorm doing some studying when this girl, who was a year older than me was passing by the hallway with a pizza. We had talked a few times before and I had the sense that she had a thing for me and I found her incredibly attractive. She says to me, "Hey, I just got this pizza

[Instynkt]

@unknown_stranger: - podwieźć cię?
- nie po sto

[Kulavvy]

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