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bluzgajacy +309
#p0lka Zauważyliście, że jak się jedzie samochodem to w korku jak chcesz wyjechać z ulicy podporządkowanej to nigdy kobieta cię nie wpuści? Z okularami przeciwsłonecznymi na nosie i podniesioną głową udają, że cię nie widzą, mają na ciebie totalnie #!$%@?. Wpuści cię dopiero jakiś facet
yosemitesam +168
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I'm the most dedicated player I know. I take pubs just as seriously as if it was finals at TI. I never give up. Playing against megas? I keep playing. Down 40 kills? I keep playing. Half of your team afk in base? I keep playing. Why? Because I'm Anti-mage.
This hero is the ultimate 1v9 hero. If played correctly you literally can't lose with this hero. You may be thinking that if you played any hero correctly then you can't lose either but that's simply not true. Anti-mage is unique with this characteristic.
I go safelane. I farm. The offlaner tries to contest but I am too good. I blink on him. I trade. I back off. We both salve up. He's got no mana. I've won the lane, like always. I am Anti-mage. Nothing matters more than farm. I control the lane. I'm farming so close to my tower that I'm impossible to gank. I can not die. I will never die.
16 minutes. Battlefury, Power treads, Poor mans shield, Vladmir's Offering. I've already won. Nothing can stop me now but myself. I am fearless. I push out lanes. I take towers. I force rotations. I am Anti-mage. Thousands of calculations going on in my head. I keep track of glyph, five individual teleport scroll cooldowns, how much each enemy is farming and when they will have specific items, relative position of both couriers etc. I can not lose now. Manta, Heart, Butterfly, Abyssal. I've not finished farming.
"Fucking AM picker, no skill" The flame only fuels me. "Wow, nice work AM you took racks" I don't need your praise peasant. I'm fucking Anti-mage. The rest of the my 'team' is irrelevant. They only get in the way of my goal. The enemy ancient.
Moonshard, Boots of Travel 2. I buy the wards, the gems are on me. I take the throne. I've won the game. 900GPM. Pathetic, I could do better. I'm not trying hard enough. I've failed.
"Match found". I pick Anti-mage. I am Anti-mage.
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PobierzThe enemy offlane is huskar undying duo lane
One of my supports has gone top the other is jungling on bane
I resign myself to pulling the small camp, but then I hear it
I am ruptured, bloodseeker is already level 6 and ganking from mid
As I die the last thing I see is "report am shit carry feeder" from 0/5 shadowfiend