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A programmer had a problem. He said "I know, I'll use regular expressions!" Now he had two problems.

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A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know, I'll solve it with threads!". has Now problems. two he

A programmer had a problem so he decided to use Java. Now he has a ProblemFactory.

A programmer has a problem, and thinks "I know, I'll use floating point!" Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.