[WujaAndzej]

– Stachu?
– But who's speaking?
– Who is speaking to the phone?
– Uhh, this is Jadzia.
– Listen up, is Stachu home?
– No, he isn't.
– Fucking shit, why he had gone to headquarters, cut down my forest, walked on my ground, taken my money, who gave him a permission. You're going to tell this son of a bitch where did he go or he will rot in hell and drown in blood! He dumped my forest, why the hell he rode our horse and cut down our forest?!
– Who is speaking?!
– I will fucking give you „who is speaking”! You will rot in hell, drown in blood, you motherfucking fucks!
– What do you want?!
– I will fucking tell you what I want! I will tell you: where is the money for the forest?!
– What do you want, we have only been on 50th anniversary, we have…
– Fuck, I was there, I know where have you been, what have you done, I will fucking make you 50th anniversary, I will fucking all, fucking fucks! Give me back my money, you damn motherfuckers, fucking fiery acid thunders, may fucking fiery acid thunders strike you down, uuuuhh.

#gownowpis

[mikson123]

@OswojonaKaczka: złoto, śmiechłem przy czytaniu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) po angielsku jeszcze nie było

[realizta]

@WujaAndzej: w głowie miałem Samuel l. Jackson z pulp fiction z :D

[mikson123]

@ztegochlebamakiniebedzie: kto to pisał? Bo błędów od cholery ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

[SacredSword]

@WujaAndzej: fucking fucks xD żaden jezyk nie ma tyle przekleństw żeby to przetłumaczyć xD

[e.....a]

@Szpurka ja czytałem to głosem Samuela L Jacksona ( ͡º ͜ʖ͡º)

[K_R_S]

- Fucking shit! Look what the fuck you did.
- I didn't do this.
- And who the fuck is the driver?!
- I said, I didn't want it this!
- Who was driving?
- Ensign, cause he said as I say...

[Wembley74]

@WujaAndzej: Pasuje na cut scenke z GTA 4.

[kinlej]

@WujaAndzej:
- Good evening, Łukasz Górski, Tele2. How can I help you?
- Good morning sir! Sir, I am connected with such a problem.
- Listen.
- I came in for you ... on your link and I have this problem. That it's Sunday, I can not break through ... I'm fucking fucking nowhere! And tell me now why the fuck is like that.
-

[Wilq9911]

@WujaAndzej tego jeszcze nie było, złoto(⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)

[bart88uk]

@WujaAndzej słabo z. Gramatyka i czasami

[kmhh]

@pastryk @TrendsetterTerrier_AUU @damiandzbanieniemaszkontawieczaloz

[M_Szopen_TM]

@WujaAndzej:
- Stachu?
- No, quién está hablando?
- Quién está hablando?
- Soy Jasia
- Oye, Stachu está

[M_Szopen_TM]

@WujaAndzej:
"Stachu?
- Ne, ale kdo říká?
- Ale kdo je na telefonu?
- Vzdech ... to je Jadzia.
- Poslouchej, je

[M_Szopen_TM]

@WujaAndzej: Stas? Audi Stachu?
* Non, quis dicit?
- Quis suus 'a phone?
* AJJ yhy est Jadzia
- Audi Stas est domi?
*

[C.....u]

@tomasz-terlecki: a skad ty znasz francuski?

[W.....z]

@WujaAndzej: Napisałem po łacinie i dostałęm 40 plusów :( :(

[Yanushevitz]

@WujaAndzej: a do tego ktoś ma? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StBTOpmUEjw

[KurwoOdporny]

@WujaAndzej: Brakło zakończenia z ciśnieniem i niemożnością spania. Ale ogólnie jest git :)

[vlodar]

@WujaAndzej: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6pNx7D6wWU

[Dynamic]

@WujaAndzej: -Stachu? Hör mal zu, Stachu?
-Nein, wer spricht?
-Wer ist am Apparat?
-Ajjj yhy hier ist Jadzia
-Hör mal, ist Stachu Zuhause?
-ist