[gumowy_ogur]

Can February March?
No, but April May
#heheszki

[adormidera]

@gumowy_ogur kącik humoru inteligentnego (✌ ﾟ ∀ ﾟ)☞

[kurio]

@gumowy_ogur:
A string goes into a bar.
The bartender looks up and say: "Hey, we don't serve your kind".
String leaves, twists himself up, parts his hair and comes back.
The bardtender goes "Aren't you the same guy from just a minute ago?".
"I'm a frayed knot", says the piece of string.