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did u hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
he won the NO-BELL prize! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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adronix
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English: A dog.
Swedish: What?
English: The dog.
English: Two dogs.
Swedish: Okay. We have: En hund, hunden, Två hundar, hundarna.
German: Wait, I wan't to try it too!
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ruchopor
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Stare ale dobre:
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."
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p1res
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-Jeśli miałbys być zwierzęciem, to jakie byś wybrał?
- byłbym borsukiem miodożerem
- czemu akurat tak?
- bo lubię żreć miód i borować suki ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

#joke #humor
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r.....y
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I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious that she was a little irritated...
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today, I only get hunat eighty. Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations..."
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