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Three men are at an art museum. One is French, one is English, and one is Russian. They are looking at a painting of the garden of Eden when the Englishman says, "The garden of Eden must have been in England. Nowhere else will you find such beautiful flowers."

The Frenchman scoffs and says, "Clearly it is France, they are nude and do not care."

The Russian just laughs and says, "Clearly
“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.”
“You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.”

“Well that’s your fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.”

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