Anus Laptops

This took about 3 weeks to get, and I didnt think he was gonna go for it. This mail actually came from US, but he is from LAGOS, NIGERIA I told him the only way i would ship immediately upon the arrival of a check, is if he sent me the funds for shipping costs in cash. This is for some laptops, and his secretary made a blunder and sent a $4500 check instead of a $4000, so I must send the excess funds of $500 back to him. He expects me to send funds in a record breaking "45 minutes" time of arrival of the check and money. I MUST BE ON MY WAY NOW!