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#dev #humorobrazkowy Wyjście do restauracji po ciężkim dniu typowego Wykopowicza:
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Szczyt chamstwa: instalować nie-technicznej rodzinie Ubuntu na miejsce "uszkodzonego" Windowsa :))
Szczyt chamstwa: instalować nie-technicznej rodzinie Ubuntu na miejsce "uszkodzonego" Windowsa :))
@prezes_n: moi kompletnie nie-techniczni rodzice od lat używają tylko Ubuntu, zwyczajnie jest prostsze w obsłudze dla takich osób :) A przy okazji i mniej problemów dla mnie, nie muszę się męczyć z jakimiś sterownikami, wirusami itd, wszystko po prostu działa.
@PrettyMuchDeadAlready: Jak C++ i większy projekt to SSD to mus.
Software Development Cycles
01. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
02. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
03. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
04. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
05. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
06. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature
01. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
02. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
03. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
04. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
05. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
06. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the
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Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?
A: He could if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.
Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?
A: God thought He eliminated evil in one of the earlier versions.
Q: Does God know everything?
A: He likes to think so, but He is often amazed to find out what goes on in the operating
A: He could if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.
Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?
A: God thought He eliminated evil in one of the earlier versions.
Q: Does God know everything?
A: He likes to think so, but He is often amazed to find out what goes on in the operating
CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
An int, a char and a string walk into a bar and order some drinks. A short while later, the int and char start hitting on the waitress who gets very uncomfortable and walks away. The string walks up to the waitress and says “You’ll have to forgive them, they’re primitive types.”
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A wife asks her developer husband "Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk, if they have eggs, get 12." A short time later the husband comes back with 12 cartons of milk. The wife yells at him, "Why the hell did you buy 12 cartons of milk?!" He replied, "They had eggs."
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A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about
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@knysha: for($i=1; $i<4; $i++) {return 'kiwi';} :P Nie prościej?:P
Jak jednocześnie nagrywać wideo i odtwarzać dzwięk na windows phone? Jest taka możliwość?
#dev #windowsphonedev #windowsphone #csharp #c
#dev #windowsphonedev #windowsphone #csharp #c
Jeżeli ktoś używa BlackBerry 10 lub PlayBooka to informuję, że najnowsza wersja Wykopu działa znakomicie :)
#dev #aplikacjawykopu #mobile #wykop #blackberry cc: @maciejkiner
#dev #aplikacjawykopu #mobile #wykop #blackberry cc: @maciejkiner
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