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@hurtwish: pierwszy raz widzę i śmiechłem motzno
@UlfNitjsefni: Że co? No nie jestem pewien czy to tak działa. Raczej nie zabierze sobie RAMu bo niby tak aplikacja sama z siebie odda, albo system usunie dostęp do niej? Raczej OS wrzuci dane do pamięci wirtualnej - a jak ktoś ma HDD to niekoniecznie dobrze to działa, a na SSD szkoda cykli :)
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Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.
Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?
A: He could if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.
Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?
A:
A: He could if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.
Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?
A:
CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN:
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN:
An int, a char and a string walk into a bar and order some drinks. A short while later, the int and char start hitting on the waitress who gets very uncomfortable and walks away. The string walks up to the waitress and says “You’ll have to forgive them, they’re primitive types.”
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#devsuchar #webdev #dev
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A wife asks her developer husband "Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk, if they have eggs, get 12." A short time later the husband comes back with 12 cartons of milk. The wife yells at him, "Why the hell did you buy 12 cartons of milk?!" He replied, "They had eggs."
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#devsuchar #webdev #dev
@npsr: Yes.
A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So?
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So?
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