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@cheeseandonion: W kontekście nauki angielskiego, podobnie jest z tartan paint (farba w kratę), elbow grease i kilkudziesięcioma innymi tego typu wyrażeniami. To jest taki polski odpowiednik wysyłania praktykanta-elektryka po wiadro fazy:) Niektórzy użytkownicy tego typu "practical joke" zapominają o tym, że tego typu śmieszki wywodzą się z marynarki, gdzie "nowy" był odsyłany od annasza do kajfasza po farbę w kratkę czy smar do łokci i tym sposobem obchodził cały statek i
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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch and told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed
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A man walks into a bar...
He goes up to the bartender and asks him if he likes to gamble.
The bartender says, "Sure, I'll take a bet. What's your action?"
The man offers a $50 bet that he can bite his own eyeball. The bartender, thinking it's easy money, accepts his bet, and is shocked when the man removes his glass eye and bites down on it.
Laughing, the man sees
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@grap: to masz w bonusie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's
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#pasjonaciubogiegozartu #humor #kawal #cheecontent #heheszki

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
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