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I was drunkenly fucking my ex's ass.
When each time I pulled back, I felt a slight spray.
I look down, and I'm just balls-deep in poo.
Not knowing the proper protocol in this situation: I did was any red blooded man in my situation would do.
I pumped harder till I came.
When I pulled out, my ex proceeded to dump all over the sheets.
You ever see a police horse just shit right there in the street?
It was exactly like that.
I hopped in the shower to wash my poo-junk and when I came back she was passed out on the shitsheets.
I went back to my room (we were roomates) and never spoke of it again.