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#historiezreddita

Me and my gf were both 17 years old. We were fucking, and all of a sudden we heard this sound. It sounded like when you slowly pour water from a glass and onto the carpet.

I stopped. She stopped. (I'm still in her)

The
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#historiezreddita

I have also had kids who somehow manage to leave little rabbit-like turds on the classroom rug. I guess they roll out the pant leg. One year I was able to quickly identify the culprit (apparently his parents didn't make him wear underwear), but there was another year when we kept checking undies and never could figure out who the pooper was. That same year, I had a kid
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#historiezreddita

Wypowiedzi o #rozowepaski które jeżdżą na #konie

If you date a horse girl you need to realize that you will never be higher than number 2 in her life.

If you can make it to #2 spot you must be a golden-coated chocolate man who jizzes $100 bills and shits pizza. You're behind her mom, her horse, what her trainer says, barn gossip/politics, acting like
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@Ayano: tak, półsiad też dobry. Najlepiej na ujeżdżalni, zmieniając pozycję można obserwować raz z przodu (półsiad też "sprężynuje"), a raz z tyłu ( ͡º ͜ʖ͡º)

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