@Odcien_Trawiastego: This must be tall tales, I don't believe that actually happened in Vatican - said Franz the First when hearing about John Paul II ruling times.
@Odcien_Trawiastego: - Sir, it's the police! - a police officer shouted through his megaphone - I know you're all new in Vatican City, but this is like 9th night of noises or so, people are offended. You scare off the tourists. Please consider turning the volume down a bit. - Shut up, pig! - yelled Don Stanislao standing on the balcony - Under this regime Rome is partying like a
@Odcien_Trawiastego: - What are the chances of him coming clean? - asked the police officer - Come on, mate, it's Don Stanislao, the beast of Vatican! You've got to be careful, he'll say anything to get out to freedom. - yelled the inspector
@MasterZiomaX: Ja bym napisał: Those filthy cocks daniel obsrajtek and @orlen_lite are fucking us in the ass on gas prices day in, day out without even slight hesitation.
@Odcien_Trawiastego: You knew that cardinal Bernard Francis Law was covering up the serial rape of children by Catholic priests, and yet you appointed him Archpriest of the Basilica di Santa Maria Maggiore! What's the matter Johnny, cat got your tongue?
@Odcien_Trawiastego: the documents found in Don Stanislao's basement got everything straight in the investigation against Karol - says the police inspector
@Odcien_Trawiastego: "Another one of Don Stanislao's messed up plans?" - said on of the policemen holding a briefcase full of drawings and notes. "We need to find evidence, guys! Names, surnames, not some stupid drawings of his torture machine concepts. These are a dime a dozen."
@Odcien_Trawiastego: Since Law and Justice won the election political scandals and economic crimes are a dime a dozen. They are literally destroying this country!
@Odcien_Trawiastego: due to orlen margin, fuel prices are definitely not pennies on the dollar, nor they are even remotely affordable. This is straight robbery.
@Odcien_Trawiastego: I do not care that fuel is cheaper in other countries. I will have it my way and keep margins ridiculously high! Thanks to that I will have money for a new palace.
@Odcien_Trawiastego: - Hmmm, I wonder if we can raise our fuel margins even more. - Come on Daniel, let's not talk shop here! Somebody might hear us! We will discuss later it in the office of our political party.
@Odcien_Trawiastego: Oh no! More and more pepole know about our enormously high fuel margin. We need to nip it in the bud while we still can! Let's order some croissants for the administration and ask them to delete all unfavorable posts.
@Odcien_Trawiastego: Currently church is trying to convince everyone that John Paul II was kept in the dark about pedophilia in church, but no one is that stupid to believe it.
go back to the drawing board
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