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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

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How do you hide from a robot?

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I asked a Chinese girl for her number.

She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"

I said, "Wow!"

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Asked a Chinese girl for her number.

She replied, Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight.

I said, Wow!

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Alex: hi

Chu: hi

Alex: Name?

Chu:Pokaż całość

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So, a guy walks into the restroom at a bar and sees a midget at one of the urinals. He walks over to the other one and starts to take a leak. Out of curiosity, he looks to the side and sees the midget has the biggest dick he's ever seen. After a couple moments of shock, he says, "Hey, uh... I'm not gay or anything, but I couldn't help but notice, well, uh... How'd a little guy like you end with such a huge cock?"

The midget answers in an Irish accent, "It's because I'm a leprechaun. I wished it upon meself."

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-What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

-The knife has a point.

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A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.

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James has 15 room fresheners. He buys 10 more.

What does he have?

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I've just been watching porn on my new iPad.

Most fun I've had on a tablet since I went to see The Prodigy in 1996.

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