[w.....s]

leave this place go back to yours

our lips first touch outside your doors

the whole night is what we have in store

and you whisper in my ears that you want some more

and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

this never really happens you can take my word

I won't apologise that's just absurd

mainly your fault for the way that you danced and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

don't say your friends or I say you're a slut

plus that's your fault, you were rubbing my butt

I'm very sensitive, someone say it's a plus

now I go home and change

#spiewajzwykopem #mojezwariowanezycieerotyczne

[T.....e]

@wh00kiers:

Hit on Debra (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Buy

[w.....s]

@The_Apostate:

I just had sex

And it felt so good!

(That's so good)

A woman let me put

my penis inside of her!

I just had sex

And I'll never go back

To the not-havin'-sex

ways of the past

[T.....e]

@wh00kiers: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtg02hPnD1rtocdj.jpg