A lorry driver picks up a broken down Gixxer rider who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.
After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for. The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash.
The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker oral gratification.
When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard.
"See that?" said the trucker.
The Gixxer dude said, "Yeah."
The trucker asks the biker "You want to try it?"
He replies, "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"
#motocykle #heheszki
@Jofiel: Me yes.
In 80's that was circus, lion and old woman. Seems like lion is to scary nowadays, even in a joke.
What else do You afraid of, guys?
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