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@jack-lumberjack: Pod spodem #heheszki

Q: Gift... If I buy this for my future wife, will it help in my marriage?

A:

1. Make love to your wife. 2. Wrap one end of the AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable around your wife's waist; tie the other end to your left testicle (right testicle if you live in the southern hemisphere or Nebraska). 3. MAKE SURE the directional arrows on the AKDL1 Dedicated Link