Stworzyłem... no dobra, kazałem GPT-4 przetłumaczyć groźby Miedwiediew... (@Sinity)

Stworzyłem... no dobra, kazałem GPT-4 przetłumaczyć groźby Miedwiediewa o znuke'owaniu Hagi na format copypasty Navy Seals. Kilka wersji niżej, to jest piękne po prostu.

Prompt:

Dmitrij Miedwiediew wrote:

> Also - the judges of the ICC are getting all hyped up for nothing. "Look, we are brave, we didn't give a shit about raising our hand against the largest nuclear power. Alas, gentlemen, everyone walks under God and missiles. It is quite possible to imagine a hypersonic missile being fired from the North Sea from a Russian ship at the Hague Courthouse. It cannot be shot down, sadly. And the court is only a wretched international organization, not the population of a NATO country. That's why they won't start a war either. They are afraid. And I won't feel sorry for them. So, Judge citizens, look carefully at the skies...

Translate it into Navy Seals copypasta format / convention.

#1:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little judge? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Russian Nuclear Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret missile deployments, and I have access to the full arsenal of Russia's nuclear weapons. I am trained in nuclear warfare and I'm the top strategist in the entire Russian Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with the fire and fury of a thousand suns, the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit about Russia over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the globe and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the nuclear storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the ICC. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can annihilate you and your entire city with the push of a button, and that's just the beginning.

Not only am I extensively trained in nuclear tactics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Russian Federation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ICC off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "brave" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're facing the specter of mutually assured destruction, you goddamn idiot. I will unleash a nuclear holocaust all over you and your allies, and you will drown in the radioactive fallout. You're fucking done, kiddo. So, Judge citizens, look carefully at the skies and brace yourselves for Russia's rage quit...

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#2:

What the heck did you just heckin' say about me, you little judge? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Russian Missile Command, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the North Sea, and I have over 300 confirmed missile launches. I am trained in hypersonic warfare and I'm the top missileer in the entire Russian Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my heckin' words.

You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Russia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the ICC. You're heckin' done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eliminate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Russian Federation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ICC off the face of the continent, you little poop. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "brave" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your heckin' tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're heckin' done, kiddo. So, Judge citizens, look carefully at the skies...

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#3:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little judge? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Russian Missile Command, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the North Sea, and I have over 300 confirmed missile launches. I am trained in hypersonic warfare and I'm the top missileer in the entire Russian Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Russia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the ICC. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eliminate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Russian Federation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ICC off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "brave" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking done, kiddo. So, Judge citizens, look carefully at the skies...

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