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@Mesk : to jest dobre :

ULPT: When receiving a call from someone that you don't want to talk to but must talk to, tell them at the beginning of the conversation that your phone is about to die. You are then free to hang up whenever you want without seeming rude.
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@Mesk: Jedne z lepszych:

ULPT: When smuggling drugs put them up your dog's arse. That way if the sniffer dog suspects anything, the cops will think the dogs are just being frisky.
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ULPT Give homeless people counterfeit money. It’s win win. They’ll either go to jail and be housed or actually be able to spend the money. Either way you look like a generous hero
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