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Reklama środku bateriobójczego - "Blox sends germs running like refugees!" XDD

Blox Advertisement

(Man screaming and running)

Male imaging voice: Germs are running scared!

Army: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox.

Male imaging voice: Last year, communists killed 34 hard working Americans, but germs kill over 25 million people! Your home, much like America, is constantly under attack from germs! And we all know what germs cause: dyslexia and leprosy! Thank goodness there's Blox!

Army: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox.

(Military music plays in background)

Male imaging voice: Blox sends germs running like refugees! (Sound of man screaming) Just add a few tablespoons to your child's bath, and put them in the tub!

(Child crying)

Male imaging voice: Presto, that tingling sensation is germs dying! Now your child has rosy red skin and is 100% germ free! Now that means little Jimmy won't catch a cold or ask difficult questions about reproduction! It's even great for Rover's breath!

(Dog drinking then whining)

Male imaging voice: Now he's sleeping peacefully, free from germs! Blox is endorsed by the Society for Cleaner America. It uses a patented formula developed by the Pentagon for use in the field, now it's available for your home!

Army: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox!

Man: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox!

Army: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox!

Male imaging voice: Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach. Blox kills indiscriminately!

Army: Blox the germs away!

(Music ends)


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