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cheeseandonion
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#redditselected #kawal

A rabbit is hopping through the woods. Hop! Hop! Hop! When he comes upon a giraffe. Now, this giraffe is about to smoke some weed. The rabbit looks up at the giraffe and say, "Giraffe, don't smoke weed! Weed is a drug and drugs are bad, come running with me through the forest!"

The giraffe looks at the weed, then looks at the rabbit, then back at
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cheeseandonion
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Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he says....

...."You dirty pig!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband."

The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. "I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt
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inny_89
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@liberum: kto zakopuje żywego człowieka na 2 metry pod ziemię? Maks na 0,5 metra. Niegdy mi się wiecej kopać nie chciało i wątpię, żeby ktokolwiek się z tym babrał dłużej.
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