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One day an atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. " And to think they were all created by a cosmic accident" As he was walking alongside the river he suddenly heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.He turned to see a seven foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up
@cheeseandonion: a jak się #!$%@? to jesteś dronem
..."His most famous (and possibly apocryphal) mishap was the operation where he was moving so fast that he took off a surgical assistant's fingers as he cut through a leg and, while switching instruments, slashed a spectator's coat. The patient and the assistant both died from infections of their wounds, and the spectator was so scared that he'd been stabbed that he died of shock. The fiasco is said to be the
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@cheeseandonion: it's funny cause it's true
@cheeseandonion: zajebiste :D
Coś innego i człowiek uważa przynajmniej co mówią.
Coś innego i człowiek uważa przynajmniej co mówią.
@cheeseandonion: w sumie to nie trafił bo chyba liczył na tą w czerwonym topie.
W sumie to alegoria męskiego życia bo trzeba robić cuda na kiju by zaliczyć
W sumie to alegoria męskiego życia bo trzeba robić cuda na kiju by zaliczyć
A dwarf walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a donkey
The brothel keeper asks how she could help him. He replies "I need a woman, because mine has left me."
Brothel Keeper: Why? Also what's with the honeycomb and the donkey?
Dwarf: My wife found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first she asked for a home fit for a queen, so he gave
The brothel keeper asks how she could help him. He replies "I need a woman, because mine has left me."
Brothel Keeper: Why? Also what's with the honeycomb and the donkey?
Dwarf: My wife found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first she asked for a home fit for a queen, so he gave