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#heheszki #pasta #hymeljadwiga

A: Żary Police Department
B: Hello, Police
A: Yes, Żary Police Department
B: Excuse me, this is Jadwiga Hymel, Lipinki Łużyckie, Łączna 43. Łączna here, as you drive in, right by the post office, detour here. I report. An explosion, someone set our stack on fire.
A: What was set on fire?
B: I don't know who
A: But what was set on fire?
B: Well, I don't know who, someone set it on fire
A: Not who, but what!
B: Excuse me?
A: What was set on fire?
B: This is Jadwiga Hymel speaking
A: Yes, but what happened?
B: The stack is on fire, and the stack is almost burnt out.
A: The hay, right?
B: Lipinki Łużyckie, Łączna 43, around the post office.
A: Is the fire department on the way?
B: Excuse me?
A: The fire department!
B: Well, someone set it on fire, I don't know who.
A: And the fire department?!
B: Excuse me?
A: Has the fire department been notified, are they on their way?
B: I don't know who set it on fire... but someone did.
A: The hay, right?
B: There is a fire... the fire department is here.
A: Good.
B: But...
A: If they are there, it's good. If the fire department is there, it's good.
B: They are not putting it out.
A: Putting it out?!
B: The stack is burning out. Well, I don't know, Lipinki Łużyckie, Łączna 43.
A: Alright, is the fire department there at the scene?
B: Excuse me?
A: Is the fire department there at the scene?!
B: I am at the scene.
A: And the fire department?!
B: Well, my son is not home.

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@wjkp: żeby to jeszcze usłyszeć ich głosami... byłoby pięknie