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elelemak +10
Mirki mam problem, totalnie nie potrafie zainicjować stosunku. Nie wiem jak o to spytać koleżanki, mimo ze wiem ze jest chętna na 100%. Potrafie leżeć z ni przytulony ale na ostatniej prostej zawsze strasznie się stresuje. Zapytać jej w prost? Jakich slow przykładowo mogę użyć? Nie chce żeby myślała, ze chodzi mi tylko o #seks #zwiazki #fwb
jestemtunew +679
St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is.
The Pope: "I am the pope."
St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."
The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."
St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."
The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."
St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."
St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.
St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."
God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)
Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"
God and St. Peter explain the situation.
Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."
Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.
Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"
#heheszki #humor ##!$%@?