@Odcien_Trawiastego: Little Timmy aspired to finally leave Vatican and live on his own dime, but John Paul II had other plans for him.

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@Odcien_Trawiastego: Although wykop's jokes about the pope are usually said tongue in cheek, there is some truth to them.

@Odcien_Trawiastego: When he was checking his mail, Don Stanisalo came by a written notice to appear at the police station tomorrow in order to undergo interrogation.

Nigdy tego nie słyszałem, za to for the love of God wielokrotnie

@Odcien_Trawiastego: for the love of John Paul!

@Odcien_Trawiastego: we really missed a boat on prosecuting John Paul II while he was alive

@Odcien_Trawiastego: the International Police really missed the boat by not arresting Don Stanislao when he was partying with Karol in that secret night club in the shady area of Rome.

@Odcien_Trawiastego: John Paul II was about to do something to that child, in contrast to case of pedophilia in catholic church ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Odcien_Trawiastego: myślałem że to 'normalny' zwrot nie idiom =)

@Odcien_Trawiastego: for principles, mother fuckers.

@BArtus: U nas chyba jest coś w stylu Zobaczyć coś jak świnia niebo czyli że nigdy XD

@Odcien_Trawiastego: Don Stanislao will admit Vatican's crimes, when pigs fly. - said Karol with confidence. Don Stanislao was his trusted right hand man.

@Odcien_Trawiastego: For everyone in civilised world it was clear as mud, why Poland worships such terrible creature as John Paul II.

@mannoroth: the civilised world, why does Poland worship, such a terrible creature, pomimo tego że tag ma na celu poszerzanie słownictwa nie należy zapominać o gramatyce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Odcien_Trawiastego: łatwe się dziś wylosowało.

@Odcien_Trawiastego:
-Don't beat around the bush Stanislao! - said John
-Just tell me where is Timmy and when he will be back, you know i have my needs.

@Odcien_Trawiastego:
- "Your holiness, we have to adress world about atrocities commited by Russian Federation on Ukraine!"
- "Hold the phone, son", said pope Francis. "We have no interest in angering our dearest friend and superior, his excellence Vladimir Putin. I'll better tell something like 'we are all responsible' or some shit like that. Now, pour me a drink and bring me some altar boys".

@Odcien_Trawiastego: szczerze, nigdy nie słyszałem by ktoś użył takiego zwrotu w praktyce

@Odcien_Trawiastego: polski odpowiednik: wiem tyle co i ty

@Odcien_Trawiastego:
- Does Pope like to chew on Turbo gum?
- Your guess is as good as mine! Because I've never been given any!

@Odcien_Trawiastego: Don Stanislao always has had a head for hiding Vatican's crimes.

@Odcien_Trawiastego:

Man, I always had a head for business

@Odcien_Trawiastego: All the effort to stop AIDS spread in African countries went down the drain because of John Paul's II indoctrination on having s-x with protection

All the effort to stop AIDS spread in African countries went down the drain because of John Paul's II indoctrination on having s-x with protection

@mikau: without ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Odcien_Trawiastego: Dziwisz newer screwed the pooch by claiming that Wojtyla knew. (There were other things for the Pope to screw, anyway.)

@Odcien_Trawiastego: Don Stanislao realized that he has screwed the pooch after saying a little bit too much when the journalists asked him about the Vatican cellars.

@Odcien_Trawiastego: John Paul II realized there is the rub, when little Timmy didn't resume breathing after their usual choking session.

@Odcien_Trawiastego: Don Stanislao realized there is a rub, when the police asked if they could see their cellars under Vatican City and requested that he prepares the briefcases with documents regarding the altar boys.

@Odcien_Trawiastego: the pope was cutting corners by going to the kindergarden

@Odcien_Trawiastego: Don't cut corners, Karol! - shouted Don Stanislao - You have to burn the briefcases and make sure there's only ash left, not just shred them. The police are going to find these and it'll be over for us.

@mannoroth: John Paul went great lenghts to hide cases of missing children

@Odcien_Trawiastego: People finally realized, that John Paul II was beast and degenerate, better late than never.

@Odcien_Trawiastego: To jest idiom? Przecież to się tłumaczy 1:1.

@Odcien_Trawiastego: Don't give the game away, Karol - said Don Stanislao - these cops are going to pretend that they're your friends but they're not. Just say you won't talk to them without your lawyer.

@Odcien_Trawiastego:

John, how we are going to celebrate your birthday?
- asked Don Stanislao

Oh, i prepared something special, remember little Timmy and Suzie we smuggled inPokaż całość