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President: "Secretary! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

Secretary: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

President: "Great. Lay it on me."

Secretary: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."

President: "That's what I want to know."

Secretary: "That's what I'm telling you."

President: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

Secretary: "Yes."

President: "I mean the fellow's name."

Secretary: "Hu."

President: "The guy in China."

Secretary: "Hu."

President: "The new leader of China."

Secretary: "Hu."

President: "The Chinaman!"

Secretary: "Hu is leading China."

President: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

Secretary: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

President: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

Secretary: "That's the man's name."

President: "That's who's name?"

Secretary: "Yes."

President: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

Secretary: "Yes, sir."

President: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

Secretary: "That's correct."

President: "Then who is in China?"

Secretary: "Yes, sir."

President: "Yassir is in China?"

Secretary: "No, sir."

President: "Then who is?"

Secretary: "Yes, sir."

President: "Yassir?"

Secretary: "No, sir."

President: "Look, Secretary. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

Secretary: "Kofi?"

President: "No, thanks."

Secretary: "You want Kofi?"

President: "No."

Secretary: "You don't want Kofi."

President: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."

Secretary: "Yes, sir."

President: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

Secretary: "Kofi?"

President: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

Secretary: "And call who?"

President: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

Secretary: "Hu is the guy in China."

President: "Will you stay out of China?!"

Secretary: "Yes, sir."

President: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

Secretary: "Kofi."

President: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

Secretary (picks up the phone): "Rice, here."

President: "Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?"

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