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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the large, muscular, Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

To the slightly less muscular but still large Italian man, he says, "You're in charge of sweeping."
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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was Spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden, as he had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was currently in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear
@Thanathos: Przypomniało mi się to (z serii "parodie rudego z CSI: Miami"):

"Sir, we found him with his penis in a jar of peanut butter."


"Well, looks like our victim was..." Puts on sunglasses "...FUCKING
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@pogop: Zdjęcie jest niewyraźne, więc cięzko stwierdzić, ale żeby dowcip był w pełni udany to te pamięci powinny być marki GOODRAM :)
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Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you?

Client: I am looking for a gun.

Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for?

Client:
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