An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Ethiopian all sit in the hospital lobby as their wives are giving birth.
After a while the doctor comes out, invites them into the nursery where 3 babies lie in cribs and says: "Congratulation! You all just became fathers! But there is one problem. Due to a nurse's error the babies got mixed up and we don't really know which one who's."
The Englishman suddenly grabs
After a while the doctor comes out, invites them into the nursery where 3 babies lie in cribs and says: "Congratulation! You all just became fathers! But there is one problem. Due to a nurse's error the babies got mixed up and we don't really know which one who's."
The Englishman suddenly grabs
The French and English are at war and a French division is marching to the front when, from behind a hill they hear a shout: “One English soldier is worth ten French soldiers!”. The major is having none of this, so he sends ten men to sort out this English pig. The group disappear over the hill and all sorts of gunfire, explosions and screaming is heard, followed by silence. Then, a
A man visits a bar he's never been to before. He orders a drink, and shortly after, another guy in the bar yells out "592!" And the entire bar erupts with laughter.
A short while later, a woman stands up and shouts "739!" And again, the everyone in the bar is laughing.
Then a third time, a man gets up and says "1325!" and like before, everyone laughs in response.
The man,
A short while later, a woman stands up and shouts "739!" And again, the everyone in the bar is laughing.
Then a third time, a man gets up and says "1325!" and like before, everyone laughs in response.
The man,
The barman says 'Is this some sort of joke'
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