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Jedyna krowa w małym miasteczku w Polsce przestała dawać mleko.

The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for two thousand roubles or one from Minsk for one thousand roubles.

Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk.

The
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@cheeseandonion: wyjaśnienie
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@wujek_mikazjusz aha-ha :p

Dzięks.
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*My favorite math joke:*

An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here's your first question,' the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'

'Withouta
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Treść przeznaczona dla osób powyżej 18 roku życia...
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A Turk, a Frenchman, and an Englishman are traveling on a train.

The compartment gets warm, so the Frenchman opens the window and a fly buzzes in. Wanting to show off, the Frenchman swiftly draws his sword and with one strike, the fly is split in half. As the others look on in amazement, the Frenchman hands out his business card, which reads: "France's Best Swordsman."

Seeing this, the Englishman opens the window and
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One day Joe comes home to see a big ass gorilla on his roof. Joe goes inside and Googles "Gorilla Removal Services" and sure enough there's a guy in his area, so he calls him up. A little later a guy rolls up in a van and he's dressed in a full-on realistic-looking gorilla suit.

The guy starts taking stuff out of his van to get ready and Joe is a bit skeptical,
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A workman is 5 floors up at a construction site and realizes he forgot his hammer...

He leans over the edge of the building and sees his friend on the ground floor. He shouts down to him "Hey buddy I need my hammer." His friends looks up but motions to his ears that he can't hear him.

The workman, thinking quickly, decides to sign out what he wants. He points to his eye for
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A blind woman got on a bus. Sadly, all the seats were taken.

A man noticed that no one else on the bus was willing to give up their seat for the blind woman, so he kindly guided her to his seat and took a standing spot. As the bus started up, the man frowned at the others for their selfishness.

Later that day, the man came home in tears, covered in bruises.

"What's
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40 Gypsies arrived at heaven's gates.

St Peter said "we've only got room for 12, so decide among yourselves who is coming in.

Five minutes later St Peter says to God, "They've gone."

God
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A gynecologist had become fed up and was burned out, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, he prepared carefully and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When
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In Ireland there is a tradition that holds that a dying man may ask one last question, and that it be answered truthfully.

Seamus had come to the end of his days; his time on this planet was short. Gathered around him was his wife and his four sons. Three of his sons were fine, tall men but the fourth...wasn't. Aiden was a bit scrawny, and quite thin. Seamus says to his wife:

"Mary...I've
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A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink

The gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and has his way with him. The gorilla then takes off running, with the very angry lion on his heels. As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a bit of a lead, and sees a British safari camp ahead.

The gorilla enters the camp, grabs some khakis that are
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Treść przeznaczona dla osób powyżej 18 roku życia...
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"Woman with large vagina"

A woman goes to a gynaecologist for an examination. She gets up on the examining table, her feet up in the stirrups, in position to be examined. The doctor looks between her legs and says "My, what a large vagina. My, what a large vagina. My, what a large vagina. My, what a large vagina". The woman asks "How many times must you say that?" The doctor replies
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A Scottish man moves to Canada, one day he decides to visit a local bar, he notices an animal head framed and put in the wall, he asks the Bartender what is it

"a moose" said the Bartender

"fock me, how big are the cats here ?!" said the Scot

#cheeheszki #kawalzreddit
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A lady lost her handbag..

It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmm, that’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 note in it. Now there are 20 $1 coins.”

The
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