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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude in a garden, while a sexy and beautiful big breasted nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached
Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached
God calls Satan
"Hey, I think we misplaced an engineer and he ended up in Hell."
"Yeah, Carl. Been doing a wonderful job. We finally got an AC system up and running and the heaters are fixed. He even designed an auto-poker for the pitchfork teams."
"Send him back here, he belongs in Heaven."
"Yeah, no."
"I will sue you for breaking contractual obligations."
"And where exactly are you going to find
"Hey, I think we misplaced an engineer and he ended up in Hell."
"Yeah, Carl. Been doing a wonderful job. We finally got an AC system up and running and the heaters are fixed. He even designed an auto-poker for the pitchfork teams."
"Send him back here, he belongs in Heaven."
"Yeah, no."
"I will sue you for breaking contractual obligations."
"And where exactly are you going to find
@pepejewishfrog powódź była i gościu śmieszek heheszek na pewno odkręcił kran wcześniej i pobiegł do domu i zaczął nagrywać i wychodzi i mówi o #!$%@? ale zalało i mówi o #!$%@? ale ja odkręciłem kran i biegnie do tego kranu i LECI Z NIEGO WODA SMIECHOM NIE BYLO KONCS XDDDDDD i zakręca i koniec
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@sramnawas NIE. TYM. TONEM.
A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital
He wakes up as he’s being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.
“Am I in heaven?” asks the disoriented priest.
“No” says one of the nurses. “We’re just taking a short cut through the children’s ward.”
#cheeheszki
He wakes up as he’s being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.
“Am I in heaven?” asks the disoriented priest.
“No” says one of the nurses. “We’re just taking a short cut through the children’s ward.”
#cheeheszki
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@cheeseandonion: delicatessen (っ˘ڡ˘ς)
@cheeseandonion zapomnieli jaki był safety word
#cheeheszki