[dyskomfort]

Palpatine: Did you ever hear the Good News of Jesus the Christ?

Anakin: No?

Palpatine: I thought not. It's not a story the Sanhedrin would tell you. It's a story of redemption. Jesus of Nazareth was the son of God, so pious and so selfless that he could use his divine powers to influence reality to create miracles… He had such a knowledge of godliness, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

Anakin: He could actually save people from death?

Palpatine: The unconditional love of the Savior is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Anakin: What happened to him?

Palpatine: He became so holy… the only thing he cared to do was kill death itself, which eventually, of course, he did. Fortunately, he gave his life to save you and I from eternal hellfire, then the Hebrews crucified him. Ironic. He came to save others from death, and they rebuked him.

Anakin: Is it possible to learn of eternal salvation?

Palpatine: Not from a rabbi.

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