Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday

#suchar #humor #rap #yomama

#yomama is so poor that she can't even pay attention

#yomama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew!

#yomama so dumb she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down.

#yomama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

#yomama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

#yomama is so poor children from Africa send her money

#yomama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

#yomama so hairy, she has afros on her nipples

#yomama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount

#yomama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

#yomama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.