There once was a vampire named Mabel,
whose periods were very unstable.
By the light of the moon,
she picked up a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.
#limeryk #limeryknadzis wołam też @npwjsn ciekawe czy z tym też sobie poradzisz, bo poprzedniego świetnie przetłumaczyłeś.

There once was a man named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in a cave,
she had only one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.
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