Cheryl Cole's "Three Words" was originally written as a tribute to Admiral Ackbar. #lawrencemiles

❒Christian ❒Muslim ❒Jewish ❒Hindu ❒Sikh ✔ Church of Toriesaretwats (formerly Jedi) #lawrencemiles

In the news: after Tuesday's Eiffel Tower bomb threat, experts admit counter-terrorism measures "may have released General Zod by mistake". #lawrencemiles

An interesting neurological quirk of UK politicians: if you ask them "are you left-wing?", they hear it as "are you a paedophile?" #lawrencemiles

All Israeli spokesmen sound like Nute Gunray in "The Phantom Menace". "As you knooow, our blockaaade is perfectly leeegal...." #lawrencemiles