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The Saint Orchestra - Theme From Return Of The Saint
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@cheeseandonion: che che
@cheeseandonion #!$%@? ty
A powerful Emperor was looking for a new top samurai.
Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish samurai,
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and "swish" the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two.
"What a feat!" boasted the Emperor.
"Next guy up, show me what you can do."
@cheeseandonion: zjarany cd
@cheeseandonion: można sobie mirko przeglądać
@cheeseandonion: a bidet do tego? Bez bidetu nie sram, nie jestem jednym z tych brudasów co rozsmarowują sobie papierem po rowie
A teacher asked the children in her 3rd-year class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as a S.A.S. officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Muslims, return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, loads of cocaine, and all the while banging her like a loose barn door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.
"And
Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as a S.A.S. officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Muslims, return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, loads of cocaine, and all the while banging her like a loose barn door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.
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