@Cesarz_Polski: pierwsze co pomyślałem:

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@Cesarz_Polski:

My father, God rest his soul, told me the best sex he ever had was with onelegged women. Something about positional play. I don't know. I've always wondered. So there I was driving down the street, and I saw her. A woman with long, flowing hair…an incredible, magnificent limp. So I pulled the car over. I said, "Excuse me, madam. Do you have a wooden leg?" And she said, "Why?

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