[Czesto_o_tym_mysle]

#uk #spottedcontent
Hi,
I'd like sum advise, please.

I posted on hear earlier this weak 2 ask if sum1 could repaint my bathroom for £30.
All I gets is a load of sarcastic comments from everyone.
£30 is a lot of money 4 me. It's nearly halve my weekly dole money. How would u feel if you've never worked in ur life and needed 2 pay a profeshinal deckerater? Fink abowt that! ☹
Anyway, I decides 2 paint it myself, so went 2 B&Q 2 buy myself a tin of Durex paint.
I picked up a big tin of white Durex half price, got in my car and when I left the store, sum c##t turnt right out the car park which is illegal as u should only turn left at that junkshun!
I followed the c##t so I could take a picture 2 post on hear and shouted abuse at the driver as we pulled up 2 the traffic lights (when's Aldi gonna open again btw? Lazy f###ing builders) and the driver turnt out 2 b my neighbour Barry!!!
I was a bit embarrist about shouting at my mate Barry, and he explaned that he was in a rush because his cock had been involved in an accident. Barry loves his cock so much, and I was very sad 2 hear about this. I told Barry I'd help him with it when we gets home.
We gets home and Barry runs straight to his garden and attends 2 his cock. It had bin attackt by a fox and was bleeding. I gave Barry and his cock a lift 2 the vets wear they treated the woonds and rapped it in bandages.
Now Barry needed 2 go out that evening and won't be back 4 a few days, so I told him I'd look after his cock in my house as we can't risk it being attackt again.
So yesterday I opens up my big tin of Durex and makes a start painting the bathroom. I dips my brush in and starts painting the ceiling and walls. I paint it all again but still has most the tin left so I decides to paint the sink, toilet and bath aswell as it was all looking really manky. My lazy mum hadn't bin round 2 clean it 4 ages!
Later on I runs a bath as I had a tender date that night and wanna be clean 4 my date.
I gets in the warm steamimg bath and feels prowd looking at my work. But after a couple of minutes the paint starts peeling off the bath and the bathwater all turnt white. When I gets out the bath there's white water all over the floor!!! Same with the sink and toilet! All ruined!!! I ain't happy so I goes outside 4 a fag 2 calm down!
I walks back indoors and was shocked to see little white footprints all over the floor and my settee. Barry's cock had walked into the bathroom and walked paint and blood all over my f###ing settee! It was such a f###ing mess that I cancelled my tender date to clean it up.
I emails Durex to tell them their product is shit and my neighbours cock had made a mess all over my settee. They sends I an apology and will post a gift 2 say sorry.
Yeah, how about sending a decent deckerater who doesn't charge the erff instead! ☹
Anyway the package arrived today and I was shockt and confused 2 see it was full of condoms and other bits and peaces that I had no idea what 2 do with or wear there supposed 2 go! Are they taking the piss or wot? I am furious and have no ideal what 2 do now. What should I do? It feels like the whole world is against I sometimes.
And all because nun of u tight asses would paint my bathroom for £30. ☹
Thanx 4 nothin, Spotted in

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