May 19th is a special day for the United Kingdom.

On that day, hundreds of millions of people around the world will watch – presumably in horror – as Prince Harry, fifth in line to the British throne and a member of the ginger master race, is joined in unholy matrimony with a 36-year-old negroid divorcee.

In an attempt to convince the public that Harry’s bride-to-be is a normal human and that their union doesn’t breach the UK’s bestiality laws, the media have started publicizing the couple’s pre-wedding tour of the country.