Sorry guys. I was patrolling the streets all night long in my Lamborghini Countach so I couldn't be here on #nocnazmiana
My Polish is getting better and better. I learned few Polish phrases so far. Please don't be too cruel when I will make mistakes. Hackerman gave me old translator version.
@WujekOprawca: Yeah, I gave her my transportable cellular telephone. It features 645 channel capacity, 10 number speed dial, and an electronic security lock. This revolution in communication can make it possible for more and more people to have a phone in their car.
Axelio jest myśleniem na poziomie Komorowskiego XD
Typ zakłada konto @KungFury robi sobie dobre heheszki a ten pyta czy to prawdziwe konto producenta XD Tak prawdziwe konto pisze po angielsku i używa tagów polskich
@92Gruszka: Fuck! That's a @Axelio raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.
By the way, very nice "Shitstorm" Hackerman an I we have a lots of fun reading all this haters.
Don't worry dear wykop users. Im in the middle of intense Polish language course. Polish language is hard to learn. But I'm a Kung Fu master, the chosen one, so I just need some time
Dziękujemy, mamy #bordo! Mimo nieustannego szlagiera #usunkonto ( ͡°͜ʖ͡°) Teraz #oswiadczenie: dziękujemy wszystkim Mirabelkom i Mirkom, którzy aktywnie komentują nasze wszystkie posty na #mirko i znaleziska na głównej! Wznieśliście nas na wyżyny Wykopu! Ten lokalny awans społeczny chcemy wykorzystać, by polecić Wam nasz nowy program - #faktyzzagranicy, który realizują dziennikarze z #faktytvn
Dear users of wykop.pl Since I'm stuck in Your time (age) and still waiting for Hackerman to fix his equipment, software and hardware, set up new time coordinates correctly (and all this geeky stuff I'm not familiar with) He said that this can take some time (get it? take time :D) ... um well anyways
I decided to learn some of your language and proper tagging under new articles and findings. I'm bored
@Mgr_Doc: I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. I blacked out, and saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks mastering the art of kung-fu. There was an ancient prophecy about a new form of kung-fu so powerful, only one man can master it. The Chosen One. When I woke up, I saw the kung-fu master running towards me. I could feel my body mutate, into some