I just finished my last radiation treatment!!! So much to celebrate.

It’s pretty crazy that Instagrammers are held to higher standards than politicians when it comes to disclosing who they’re sponsored by

Radiation day 12 of 29. I’ve started calling the workshop “kindergarten” because every morning I get in, take my shoes off, grab some crayons and ask myself “is there anything I’d be excited about doing today”

I sent my brain tumor to Antarctica and this is now my favorite photo of all time.

Radiation day 5. My friends have made a driving schedule so I don’t have to go to the hospital alone.

I have waited for this letter for such a long time

Radiation day 3. My mouth tastes like burnt hair. The nurses say that it’s normal and that some patients see blue during the treatment.

ME: yeah, but that’s because the beam is blue

NURSES: no, the beam doesn’t have any color. That’s the radiation triggering your synapses

Radiation treatment 2 of 29. There’s a 50% chance my pituitary gland might die. I want to cheer it up but I have no idea how to cheer up a pituitary gland. Long walks? Feeding birds in a park? Dropping acid?

Radiation treatment 1 of 29. They played this song in the treatment room, but I still worried about a lot of things.

Watching a movie sex scene next to your parents should be a new mindfulness practice, because nothing makes me more aware of how I’m breathing.